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by Eloosive in Humour, Poetry, Romance added September 11, 2008

The worst love poem ever writtenmature

Your eyes are like baby blue bowling balls

Knocking over the ten pins of my heart.

I want you to cover these bedroom walls

Using true blue love graphs and fly pie charts.

Your lips are the color of garden beets,

Kissing them now is all I can think of.

When you Arm & Hammer my smelly feet,

Knowledge dawns: I have found my one true dove.

Your brain reeks of learning and college rooms;

Dating you is like the best thing I do!

You clean me with scrubbing and swooshing brooms;

Cindy there is no choice: I must keep you!

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