I imagine this being the theme tune, with Leona Lewis singing it...

In For A Penny (In For A Pound)

He scales unclimbable walls,
He kills untouchable men,
He uses a laser watch,
He has an exploding pen.
He likes exclusive suits and cars,
His food taste is the best around,
But when it comes to women,
He's in for a penny, In for a pound.

He has shark repellent on his belt,
Or was that the old batman?
Either way, if you need to swim in a pool of sharks,
Talk to the man who can.
Confident, dashing, dangerous and powerful
His skills with women is sound,
He settle down with any woman he wants,
But he's in for a penny, in for a pound.

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Author Guidance for This Story

With the new movie coming out I thought this was an appropriate exercise:

Pick a James Bond movie title (a handy list can be found here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Bond#Films)

Use it as the title and subject of your poem. Not the movie itself, just the title.

The idea is to let the movie title take you places the movie never did.

Movies done so far:
- The Spy Who Loved Me
- Moonraker
- Tomorrow Never Dies
- The World Is Not Enough
- Dr. No
- On Her Majesty's Secret Service
- Goldeneye
- Quantum Of Solace
- The Man With The Golden Gun
- You Only Live Twice
- For Your Eyes Only
- Die Another Day
- Diamonds Are Forever
- Octopussy
- Live And Let Die
- A View To A Kill
- The Living Daylights
- Goldfinger
- From Russia With Love
- Thunderball
- Licence To Kill
- Casino Royale

And that makes all of them... feel free to do alternative takes on any of them, just keep in mind the chapter titles will have to be different.

updated Nov 20, 2008 by Eloosive