If I were a Disney Princess
Oh, if I were a Disney Princess
I'd wear a flowing, frilly dress
I'd have a pair a sparkly shoes
And sweetly innocent baby-blues
In a forest glade I'd dance
While round me animals would prance
They'd help me do my household chores
Wiping, dusting, scrubbing floors
I'd lipsynch most wonderfully
To a haunting melody
All about a handsome prince
While I did that final rinse
Then a witch would come along
Driven crazy by my song
With a cackle and a glower
Drag me off to her high tower
Then my prince would happen by
A handsome stud with a roving eye
He's soon finish off that witch
Leave her in a muddy ditch
Just in time for the royal wedding
And after that comes the bedding
But he might just get a shock
When he came to lift my frock
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