IAN the DIRT FARMER: an intro

If you were to ask me before this all happened what it takes to be a dirt farmer, I would have told you my story in four steps:

STEP 1: Spend the greater part of an adult life digging through the dirt that calls itself the dating pool.

STEP 2:  Rack up as many of the weary and depraved of our society you can possibly fit into a desperate yet increasingly growing heart.

STEP 3: Allow all intimate encounters to seed a ray of hope that the bottom dwellers of every walk of life could possibly be descent, allowing you to give up all hope of TRUE LOVE.

STEP 4: Dedication to the HOE is VITAL.. Oh PLAY SAFE and HAVE FUN!!!

My name is Ian Darling I unwillingly became that man and at “an undisclosed age” I now may have just realized… I had it wrong this entire time.

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Author Guidance for This Story

DIRT FARM is an encyclopedia to the down, dirty and depraved. Ian Darling has spent decades searching for Mr Right and only after the passing of his long time partner Joe, does Ian allow himself to dissect his own life.

This man is in-search of meaning to his loss.

updated Dec 7, 2008 by wickedmirror