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jonty (Jonty Stern)

a 37-year-old male from London, United Kingdom

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Hello there!

My name's Jonty (hence the cunning Internet nickname I've chosen for myself!).

I'm a Welsh Studies graduate (even though ethnically I'm half Jewish, an eighth French and three eighths English and was born in England - no Welsh in me that I know of) and love Celtic languages, history, "Desperate Housewives", "Doctor Who", "Big Brother" (having been a Housemate myself), teddy bears, practical jokes, swimming and long, reflective walks on disused railway lines.

I don't know if anyone else will enjoy my scribblings but I'm enjoying myself immensely on what has become my favourite, favourite site.

The best to you all,

Jonty

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"For so long as but a hundred of us remain alive, we shall in no way yield to the yoke of the Englishman. For it is not for glory, nor riches, nor honour that we fight but for freedom, and freedom alone, which no good man gives up but with his life." - The Declaration of Arbroath, 1320.

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4 days ago
11:10am

EllenRebecca

posted a comment on "Doctor Who and the Return of the Meddling Monk"
"Hello there, I've recently put a Doctor Who fanfic called 'Return to Gallifrey' if you're interested. At the moment I'm trying to find more Doctor Who fans to share my work with and get feedback...."
23 days ago
4:47pm

jonty

posted praise on the chapter Verse 11 in the story The Lost Verses of Jingle Bells
"Lmao!"
4:45pm

jonty

posted praise on The Lost Verses of Jingle Bells
"Funny stuff!!"
4:41pm

jonty

posted a comment on the branch Goodbye, United Kingdom in the story Goodbye, United Kingdom
"Hello. In response to Kevichella - thanks for your comment! No, I'm not joking. An old college mate of mine runs Mebyon Kernow (Cornwall's equivalent of Plaid Cymru and the SNP and, in fact, a..."
27 days ago
9:26am

Kevichella

posted praise on the branch Goodbye, United Kingdom in the story Goodbye, United Kingdom
"Isn't Cornwall just part of England? Or are you joking on purpose, the way i will claim adamantly that Jesus was not only born in Bradford, but that he was the main reason back in the late 0010's for..."
Nov 16, 2008
9:42am

Billyorange

posted a comment on jonty's profile
"Yes, I'm still dipping in and out, old chap."
Oct 30, 2008
11:36am

jonty

posted praise on the chapter Marius Trunkel - Agony Uncle in the story Marius Trunkel - Agony Uncle
"Good advice - Revenge Therapy! Works every time!"
Oct 27, 2008
7:40am

RockLobster

posted a comment on jonty's profile
"Hey, thanks for adding me as a favourite author :D"
5:14am

Tasha_Noble

posted a comment on jonty's profile
"Hello Jonty. If you have a moment to look at ''Marius Trunkel - Agony Uncle'', I suspect it'd be right up your street. If you fancy coming out of your semi-retirement to add a chapter sometime,..."
4:59am

jonty

posted praise on the chapter Kedavara Way- Chapter Two in the story Kedavara Way- Chapter One
"That was certainly unexpected!"
Oct 26, 2008
5:34pm

astrahurstreborn

posted a comment on jonty's profile
"Thanks for the comment, you may be pleased to hear that I have just uploaded chapter two of Kedavara Way, there is a twist at the end that I love, i hope you do too! I actually can't wait to start..."
4:12pm

jonty

posted a comment on astrahurstreborn's profile
"Thank you for your kind words - they're all very gratefully received! If you ever have time to have a go at a branch of "2008: A Whig Odyssey", I think you'd be great. It's a story with many..."
4:08pm

jonty

added astrahurstreborn as a favourite author
4:08pm

jonty

posted praise on the chapter Kedavara Way- Chapter One in the story Kedavara Way- Chapter One
"Excellent stuff! I noticed in this and in your other story that you're keen on melding together the supremely ordinary with the downright sinister, which is far more effective, I think, than the..."
3:59pm

jonty

added RockLobster as a favourite author

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